bongjoonheaux:

bongjoonheaux:

Coworker started complaining about “Woke Stuff” during a call so I started talking over him and ranting about grammatical gender until he said he had another call

I have a generally strong short term memory so sometimes if he tries to interrupt me with some stupid point I’ll be like “You were not listening to me. Let me repeat” and I can repeat everything I said up until that point nearly verbatim w/ the same cadence and it pisses him off

Another thing I do is I’ll pretend I don’t know about an opinion he has and I’ll be like “Haha of course, some IDIOTS think [x] Hahaha! I know you know better than that because you’re not twelve, but I’ve seen some people say that unironically haha” this also pisses him off