mxamalgam:

devilwizard:

evilwizard:

evilwizard:

what america needs right now is an even older candidate, and though i have forgotten my name and age i am excited to throw my twisted, spirally hat into the ring

vote Evil Wizard / Whispering Obelisk 2024!

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I really appreciate that you decided to run with the Whispering Obelisk; I think that was a brilliant move to secure the youth and LGBTQ votes.

They whisper on my obelisk till I secure the LGBTQ votes.