what america needs right now is an even older candidate, and though i have forgotten my name and age i am excited to throw my twisted, spirally hat into the ring
vote Evil Wizard / Whispering Obelisk 2024!
……….
I really appreciate that you decided to run with the Whispering Obelisk; I think that was a brilliant move to secure the youth and LGBTQ votes.
They whisper on my obelisk till I secure the LGBTQ votes.