so sorry for speaking up against pasta, the most overrated starch! i’m literally of italian descent i can talk as much shit about pasta as i want i’ve earned it. i’ve earned it. you people don’t know what it’s like having to eat plate after plate of spaghetti when it’s one of the most texturally revolting foods to you and then going online and seeing everyone post about how no one in the whole world hates pasta, pasta’s wonderful everyone loves it!
sick bastards, the whole lot of you
But- but pasta!