Slutshaming women is not ok
Slutshaming Alexander Hamilton is totally ok
Tumblr logic
he cheated. on his wife.
he’s also been dead for several hundred years this is the funniest post ive ever read in my life
fave things about this post:
the idea that thousands of people are calling alexander hamilton a slut
calling any founding father a slut
the idea that people are SHAMING Alexander Hamilton for being Such A Slut he is being SHAMED for being such a naughty little tart, SPREADING HIS LEGS FOR EVERYONE IN CONGRESS
that this was probably prompted by people expression dissaproval for Alexander Hamilton cheating on his wife - that the OP thinks “slut shaming” and “Isnt it gross that he cheated on his wife” are the same thing
Alexander Hamilton has been dead for 210
210 slutty, slutty years
the way that this is presented in such a CHECKMATE SJWS way when they’re talking about a founding father who cheated on his wife and has been DEAD FOR 210 YEARS
the fact that the words “Slutshaming” and “Alexander Hamilton” have been used in the same sentence
i mean just apply what we’d traditionally think of as “slut shaming” to Alexander Hamilton.
His frock coat is too tight, his breaches are so short, have you SEEN how often he powders his wig??? I heard he gave Thomas Jefferson a handy behind the stables AND that he got fingered by John Hancock
i barely know who alexander hamilton is
date of origin: 2014
The Hamilton discourse extends beyond time.
No one is EVER MAD AT HAMILTON FOR THE REASONS THEY SHOULD BE:
He’s the reason we have CREDIT. SCORES.
FUCK that guy.
No one is EVER
MAD AT HAMILTON FOR THE
REASONS THEY SHOULD BE:
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
You have no control who lives who dies who tells your story.
Not the post predating the musical
I had the sudden vision of the post literally predating on the musical. The savannahs stretching out. A lone American flag in the distance. David Attenborough’s voice, booming over the landscape.
Behind a bush, a slutty Alexander Hamilton twitches his scandalous coat tail. He has spotted a lone Lin-Manuel Miranda.
The Lin-Manuel Miranda continues to rap, unaware that he is about to become Tumblr’s slutty founding father’s breakfast.
