[ordering from a new york city deli]
hi, um, can i get a man?
yeah, man, awright. tits or no tits?
no tits. and, uh, hold the top surgery scars.
hold the- AY TONY! WE GOT A MAN WITH NO TOP SURGERY SCARS?
[voice from back] A MAN WITH TITS?
NAH, NO TITS, NO SCARS.
[voice from back] NO TITS AND NO SCARS? WHAT IS THIS GUY, FUCKIN’ STUPID?
YOU HEARD TONY GO GET OUTTA LINE