The problem with my polycule is that I’ve got a wolfgirl GF and a goatboy BF and I’m carrying this cabbage so it’s basically impossible to cross rivers
You think you have it bad? I’m dating a frogboy and a scorpiongirl.
Me? I’ve got it made. Flyboy. Spidergirl. Birdgirl. Catboy. Dogthem. It just goes on and on. And tonight? Tonight we’re all going on a dinner date with this smoking hot GILF who I hear has one hell of a throat.
Let me know how it goes
*pale faced, drenched in sweat, emergency blanket draped over shoulders, clenching a coffee cup*
she just.. wouldn’t. she wouldn’t stop. I’m. They’re all gone. Everyone and everything and I’m alone.. I’m.. *bursts into screaming sobs*