the-haiku-bot:

sourcreammachine:

cuttleskulls:

william-snekspeare:

hyposensitivity:

people who are afraid of snakes are fuckin’ WILD, like dude, just carefully step over these fat babies’ sausage bodies and gently move the burmese python chillin’ against the door, then you become unfathomably rich. i would do this for $10. i would do this for FREE. 

I would pay $10 to do this

GG EZ

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i don’t know enough about snakes so genuinely

i would startle, hide, and frantically google. then pet the babies

i would startle, hide,

and frantically google.

then pet the babies

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