tfisathoughtfulnickelbakeryfire:
Invite a friend to come over. Leave your front door unlocked, leave your phone on the table and climb out of your window. When they show up to your place, just sit quietly nearby and observe. See if they try the door. The door is unlocked. If they go in, wait a few minutes. Come home like normal. Act spooked that they’re there. Demand to know what the fuck they’re doing in your house. Act confused by their claim that you invited them, and point out that your phone was at home this whole time. They could have sent those messages to themselves from your phone to invite themselves over.
It’s your word against theirs and you both have the same defense: nobody normal would do that for no reason.
Just after making this post I got a tumblr ad suggesting whether I’ve considered finding jesus.
Well. Have you?
It’s his turn to search and I’m too good at hiding.