hi i was wondering what benefits come with joining the tgirl army

lost-my-soup:

tanihanya:

sagasolejma:

godless-of-the-hunt:

sagasolejma:

Uhm

Safe and free estrogen (if you’re scared I will come do the injections for you in person)

One free emotional support plushie of your choice

Kissing night (participation optional)

Camo uniforms with the trans colours instead of green and brown and black

Cool guns probably idk I’ve never even seen a real gun in my life, as far as I know they’re just action movie props

A rewritten version of “Fortunate Son” that makes the song about a boymoder getting forcefemmed by the tgirl army

holy shit i’m in

where do i sign???

Right here ^w^

UM JOINING RN,,,