runawayfuture:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

We need to stop engineering blatantly stupid materials

“Hey guys if we make fairy floss out of glass it has all these cool insulating properties. Also we can layer it to make strong waterproof panels for building boats.” Counterpoint you’ve made fairy floss out of glass can we think for five minutes here.

Spell Of Lovely Warm Ten Billion Microscopic Knife Hug For Your House

You engineered stone guys aren’t off the hook either. We’ve seen the sick workers. Asbestos 2.0 For Cutting Your Fruits And Veg On, specially formulated to kill 20 year old craftsmen trying to pay rent