Imagine being a former FBI Special Agent making a video about how you INTENTIONALLY skirted Miranda rights to interrogate suspects in ways that violated their civil rights and NOT STOPPING AT ANY POINT TO QUESTION IF YOU JUST FUCKED THE DOG ON LITERALLY ANY GODDAMN CASE YOU EVER FUCKING WORKED ON BY LOUDLY DECLARING YOU KNOWINGLY VIOLATED PEOPLE’S RIGHTS.
There’s a federal prosecutor hitting this guys in the balls with a bat right now, and I’m not saying I trust that guy either, but I respect the going over he’s doing.
I don’t care if you’re innocent as a newborn lamb: Invoke your right to counsel. I say this as the child of a retired police officer whom I truly believe did his best to NOT violate people’s rights. Invoke your right to counsel. Invoke your right to remain silent. If the authorities ASSUME your guilt because you invoke your right? That’s on them. Not on you.
YOUR SCRIPT IS:
My Name Is _________!
I am going to remain silent and I would like to speak to a lawyer!
Repeat as needed! GIVE THEM NOTHING! THEY WANT YOU TO TRY TO TALK YOUR WAY OUT OF WHATEVER SHIT YOU ARE IN!! DO NOT!