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Could a sourdough starter be considered a wizard familiar? I think my slime child deserves it. He's licensed.

wizard-council-bureaucrat:

opalescent-apples:

wizard-council-bureaucrat:

hmm technically it probably counts as having millions of familiars… 🤔 your taxes this year will be astronomical

Wizard tip: if you put a spoonful of sourdough discard into your brownie batter it might become a bit magical

There’s actually a book about this! It’s called A wizard’s Guide to Defensive Baking by Ursula Vernon. I read it a long time ago. The sourdough was the main thing I remember.

screen shot of a wikipedia article reading Synopsis When teenage bread wizard Mona discovers a corpse in her family's bakery, it triggers a chain of events that leads to her managing the city's defense against military assault, with the aid of animate gingerbread men and her familiar — a sourdough starter. ALT

of all the thing to just happen to already exist