meatybunger:

kyusart:

todays-xkcd:

[White Hat addresses Ponytail who rides a wheeled office chair by holding onto a rope tied to Cueball on an electric scooter.]
White Hat: Hey, aren't you supposed to be working on the—
Ponytail: Sorry, that's all on hold today because of the CrowdStrike thing.

Caption: Protip: as long as you're not actually in charge of fixing the CrowdStrike thing, you can use this excuse for pretty much anything you want to do today.ALT

We were going to try swordfighting, but all my compiling is on hold.

Crowdstrike [Explained]

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The swordfighting reference is a throwback to XKCD #303:

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