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What’s that captain holt quote from brooklyn 99?

“He was homophobic, but not racist- which was about as good as it got?”

That, but reversed. That’s the full-time guy I’m paired with today.

“You know the Nepali immigrants a few towns over- they have a holiday where they all have one big orgy and that’s why their kids have so many developmental disorders- from all the inbreeding.”

…fucking WHAT??????

I was like…

“…bud, I’m not saying your wife made that up. It’s possible she misinterpreted something one of her Nepali students said once. But uhhhh. I can’t comment on that until I have a source.”

And then he shut the fuck up about it.

Context that I have:

Wife is a bus driver. Nepali child (young) is escorted to bus by aunt instead of mother.

Bus driver: where’s your mama today?

Child: it’s a holiday and it’s mama’s turn to sleep with everyone.


This is all alleged. Wife could have made it up! Kid could have meant something else! Kid could be struggling with language barrier!

But I feel like if there was a Nepali orgy holiday where everyone takes turns on each other, I probably would have heard of it by now. And unfortunately, Google is unhelpful.