mintchocolatechipisthebestflavor:
mintchocolatechipisthebestflavor:
guys I think I caused a divorce?
please do elaborate. the floor is yours
okay so I work at a jewelry store and I’m trying to get this lady to buy some ugly earrings. raw cut stones in jewelry is frankly hideous and I don’t know why we got them. but anyway she wants them
so I’m like buy them you got the money and you spent like five minutes looking at them. you clearly want this and I got a headache so buy it and leave. and she’s like but my husband hates this style :(
and I do my “who the fuck cares” conversation branch. (lots of they aren’t wearing it and you should feel special and pretty. and this makes you feel like a supermodel so get it!) and she’s really into it. like she’s getting hyped up and really excited. and I’m like I can sell her more dumb shit!
but then she just walks out the door…? and starts yelling at this guy who I’m guessing is the husband because she’s talking about a divorce and she’s done with his pathetic ass and all that shit. and they leave screaming at each other.
she never bought those goddamn earrings :/