When vampires are portrayed as mainly preying on women that’s so unrealistic like I’m sorry but they’re too careful especially around strange men. Dudes are much easier. You could literally lurk in a bush in the park at night and call out “whoa look at this fucked up looking squirrel” and have 3 grown men climb in immediately
Also almost every woman I know has low blood pressure and so many are anemic. Men make for much better prey because 1) easy to catch yes and 2) so much more blood
Just so long as the vampire understands that those three guys in the park at night are probably drunk af so the quality of the blood won’t be that great
That’s how we— I mean they, the vampires, get white girl wasted actually
That’s how we— I mean
they, the vampires, get white girl
wasted actually
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
