Sphinx but instead of asking people riddles, it just badly and awkwardly flirts with people instead
“What walks on four, uh, no. Two, two legs in the morning and… four? at night? …Me! No uh you if you uh and me and uh. If we were to uh.”
“damn girl are you the answer to my riddle because you are- wait shit fuck i fucked this up can i start over please don’t walk away”
Third and final riddle is just “please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please”
