Due to a misspelling on my part while writing down a wish I wanted the djinni to grant me, I have been transported back in time and turned into a servant of the king of England, Denmark, and Norway
That’s right, I am serving Cnut
I mean this so kindly, but I have this primordial urge to shove you into a locker.
#that’s tough buddy#i am in 18th century germany helping raise some guy’s 6 children while he rambles about how reason is the source of morality#that’s right i am serving Kant
I am kissing you on the mouth