nothing brings me more joy than repeatedly doing a bit that my mother dislikes
i think i’m funny and that’s the main thing
(ID: both images are a text message conversation between OP and Mothership [their mom]
Mom: Text me to say you’re home safely OP: I’m home dangerously Mom: Stop it OP: I’m home lethally
OP: I’m home in an extremely lackadaisical and downright reckless fashion Mom: Text me that you are at home and not in a wheelie bin OP: My journey home is violating so many health and safety regulations I’ve killed three pedestrians Mom: You’re breaking my heart OP: I actually got murdered as soon as I left your field of vision Mom: So not funny OP: And then got up and was immediately murdered again by a different person Mom: On the tube now So unable to respond to your witticisms OP: Who knows how many times I’ll have been murdered by the time you get off the tube
