the-gnomish-bastard:

queerlyhalloween:

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Guys, can we stop with the “all hunters are bad” rhetoric please? Yeah, I know there are a lot of hunters who got into the art due to bigotry (and I hate them as much as you do!) but TRUE hunters kill with honour.

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“not all hunters are bad” oh okay, I mean I did have a problem with being potentially STAKED for WHO I AM, but since you’d be killing me “WitH HOnOuR” then I guess I’ll get over it 🙄 typical hunter victim complex.

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See, this is exactly what I mean. I wouldn’t stake you because you are cognizant and in control, but next time one of your thralls goes into blood frenzy and kills a family of five maybe I won’t swiftly put them out of their misery, because SOMEBODY didn’t feel like taking responsibility for their blood children. 😒

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Erm, I get where you’re coming from but I have a problem with the whole “cognizant and in control” part…

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You’re wasting your time, pup. Hunters are bigots by default. @moonblade-mary⚔️ so you think I’m a terrible parent just because I’m a vampire? 🤔 Interesting

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No, don’t twist my words.

I KNOW you’re a terrible parent because you’ve turned THREE thralls this year (three!!!) because they were, and I quote, “smoking hot” (yeah, careful which taverns you neck a bottle of red in by the way…) only to abandon them when you get bored!!

NO teaching them how to feed responsibly. NO passing on techniques to combat bloodlust. NO support from their master! It’s irresponsible!

You just pay me under the table to OFF them when they lose their goddamn marbles then bash hunters online!! I’m sick of it! I won’t keep quiet about it anymore!

The village folk have started sharpening their pitchforks again! Would you rather have ME or THEM?!

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Didn’t see you complaining when you bought yourself those nice new leather boots 🧛🍷💅

GR3GS-H0NKIN-HOMEST3AD🧙 follow

GOT SOME FIRE GRASS 🌿 WE’RE TALKING SHR00MS PICKED FROM THE FAE’S RING 🍄💯🔥 ORDER QUICK (new number) THE FAIRY QUEEN IS AFTER ME 🧚🤬 120G FOR 10GRAMS 💰 OR YOUR FIRST-BORN CHILD 👶

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Not now, Greg.

Don’t you hate on greg! Keep it up lad