i got banished from the moon organ colonies for “improper conduct with the lab-grown corpses” which is frankly bullshit because they hadnt even implanted a consciousness in them yet so it’s not like they cared. but whatever. anyways as punishment I got transferred to go mine for sludge on Venus which I’m sure they thought was real funny since everyone knows there’s no sludge on Venus. So imagine my surprise when three weeks in my shitty secondhand laser drill broke through the bedrock and sludge started gushing out like a texan oil well. boy did I feel vindicated. there’s no way im telling the folks back on the moon colony cause I’m still upset at them, and the sludge creatures are way better improv partners than the corpses were anyways