britcision:

britcision:

Y’all Netflix is trying to kick us off for using A DIFFERENT WIFI NETWORK from the “household”.

We are not more than thirty feet from the other tv.

We have FOUR wifi networks because out in the goddamn woods, all of them SUCK.

This is fucking ridiculous.

GUESS WHAT IT GOT WORSE!!

The verification process to prove we’re in the same goddamn house is a fucking SEIZURE TRIGGER

As in partner is ACTIVELY NOW HAVING AN EPISODE

It amped the tv’s brightness and flashed series of QR codes across the screen like a goddamn strobe light! Which you had to stand in front of and record for 15 seconds!

Website contact refused to provide a channel to make a complaint, insisted that we could only possibly be a household if we were all on the same wifi, and that if they couldn’t email or call the account owner all they could do was help us set up a new fucking account.

Partner isn’t in serious danger but jesus fuck if you’re a seizure risk do not go anywhere near it