mallowmaenad:

werewolfmilfsinc:

werewolfmilfsinc:

Why does weed always make me feel pregnant

Damnit I need a new weed guy

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “third trimester” 🤰you’ll be glowing with maternal warmth💯


Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.


5 minutes later: dude I swear I just felt the baby kicking


My transgender life partner pacing: the fertility clinic is lying to us