Why does weed always make me feel pregnant
Damnit I need a new weed guy
My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “third trimester” 🤰you’ll be glowing with maternal warmth💯
Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude I swear I just felt the baby kicking
My transgender life partner pacing: the fertility clinic is lying to us
