sickstuntssteve:

skeletonphonic:

hyperdictator-roxanne-official:

ladygolem:

gaygirlplays:

gaygirlplays:

i’m going to get fired from my job because instead of being like “hi, welcome to burger king” i’m going to say “hi, dagoth ur welcomes you my sweet persistent fiend”

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Nerevar, Friend Or Traitor, Would You Like Some Fries With That

Did you get the false Whopper? So naïve, shame on you!

Is This How Your Honour The Kingdom Of Burgers? Is This How You Honour The Whopper Uneaten? Come to me opnely, Nerevar, and not through Drive-thru.

It began here, it will end here… Have you any parting orders? Or shall we skip the fries and get to our business?

Welcome, Moon-and-Star. I have prepared a shake for you.