I love seeing list memes where someone makes a “le cool people vs le cringe” and they obviously skew it so they barely scrape by into the cool kids club
You just KNOW this dudes 5'11"
I’m 5'11, but in most casual conversations I’ll say I’m 5'9. I do this purely for the chaos that it creates. Because everyone assumes that men only exaggerate their height up, it makes me look like the only person honestly describing their height and thus knocks at least 2 inches off everyone else’s description. The panic that the 6'1 guys feel at the thought of being described as 5'11 is hard to understate. I have had people run back to their cars to grab tape measures.
If I could get away with describing myself as 4'6 I would.
you are the diametrical opposite of the aforementioned guy. you are a demigod walking among mortals
This is what was put to stone, a trickster god that dared to walk among men, came forth with a devout secret, one that would cause great conflict and panic. A simple lie, one to shatter the ego and hearts of men, bringing warriors to their knees and charlatans into light. They always say to pity the fool, but who is there to pity when the fool outplays their supposed betters. Who are we to stand against such tactics, one so potent as the snake’s venom. No. We would be fools to try, for the trickster god has already dug its roots.
