by the way if anyone gives us shit for making 9/11 jokes, please know our birth was a direct result of 9/11 so we can reclaim
okay since people want to know i’ll greentext
> be my mom
> towers fell when 16
> saddy
> join marines at 17 as direct result of 9/11
> three years later meet navyman who is a field medic at a hospital
> fall in love
> oingo boingo
> have child
> get married
> get divorced 4 years later
lol
yes our dad is a field medic. please get your freud jokes out now