kelsismedium:

plaguedocboi:

anotherscrappile:

plaguedocboi:

Working at an aquarium will have you saying things like “this is my favorite scallop because he’s sassy”

Could we please see the sassy scallop? 👀

Yeah this is him (he made a child cry once by shooting water in their face)

aquarium worker bingo:

- scallop shoots water in a child’s face and they start crying

- child tries to eat sea star

- sea star tries to eat scallop

- you have to tell a child to stop running; they don’t listen to you; they slip and start crying

- you have to tell someone to not put their hands in the lobster tank