My 14 year old brother just took a drink of hot chocolate and hissed like he’d knocked back a shot of vodka then set it down and went “ah… that’s the good stuff.”
Just watched him lose a card game as badly as he could on purpose for the sole purpose of annoying the guy trying to run the game and when I was like what is wrong with you all he said was “that’s how we do it down in Vegas”
I told him that this has 2k notes and the people love him and he completely deadpan went “wow it’s everything I ever wanted” and then immediately accidentally set himself on fire in skyrim and died