WE ARE ONLINE!!!
HEY DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU’RE ONLINE???
AND SOMEHOW MY WORDS APPEARED ON YOUR SCREEN
THE CHANCES OF THAT ARE ASTRONOMICALLY LOW YET SOMEHOW YOU’RE READING MY SENTENCES
HELLO PERSON I DON’T KNOW, YOU’RE WONDERFUL, HAVE AN AMAZING DAY!!
YOU DO TOO MOTHERFUDGER(AFFECTIONATE)!