top-secret-replier:

thetragicallynerdy:

i have too many followers, time to post a really great poll

would you fuck Jesus Christ?

Yes

No??

Obviously/even more yes

No, he’s dead and there’s no way I’m fucking a corpse

Yes, he’s alive and I’ve always wanted to fuck the Son of God

Yes, he’s dead and I’m bringing him back just to fuck him

There’s no need to start a religious debate here but yeah obviously I’d fuck him

No, but I’d fuck the Holy Ghost or God herself

No, he’s in a committed relationship with Judas

Yes, but only if we can have a threesome with Judas

No, because I’m ace but I support Jesus being fucked

See Results

you don’t get an ‘i want to see the results’ button you have to COMMIT to see the answers

hello, i am the top secret replier! well done for finding me - you may never see me again!

REBLOG OF SHAME since the replies are turned off D: