true-blue-straya:

official-new-zealand:

forever-scotland:

india-official:

Starting a reblog game for funsies.

Google your birthday + and florida news with the title of the 1st news article that shows up

I’ll start:

Florida mother shot burglar who entered home because ‘dinosaurs were chasing him’

To avoid getting in trouble, Jesse Pack left a note for police on his front door promising to turn himself in at Volusia Branch Jail.

@definitely-britain , @official-new-zealand , @wales-official , what’s yours?

Florida man allegedly slaps woman with a bowl of chilli.

Florida man drug bust for cocaine and meth wrapped around penis


do Queensland man its way worse (don’t)