I need this guy to understand that I Don’t Forgive Him, and that he’s Going To Hell
I need him to understand that because of him, pop-up blockers were invented, and because of that, other, more intrusive and less escapable forms of advertising were also invented, until I need to run a whole separate app on my phone to block ads because nothing else fucking works and the app goes full scorched earth on some websites because they use tracking cookies as product images to surveil what we click on and what we buy so without those tracking images the site doesn’t work at all. This is also a problem for video ads on Tumblr, but it’s a price I’m willing to pay to avoid seeing another ad for Taylor Swift. Fuck you, sir. Fuck you and the horse that will hopefully make Mr. Hands look like My Little Pony. I legitimately hope you die horrifically. You have made the Internet measurably less useful, less helpful, less intuitive, and generally a worse place to be. I hate you.
