the-lumpfish-king:

kira-serialfaggot:

foone:

Idea: you’re dating a reverse shapeshifter. They can’t change form, but they can change other people.

They’re bisexual with eclectic tastes and a thing for variety. Who knows what you’ll look like tonight?

They open a clinic and offer transitions for 5 bucks

Send them to protests to and have them do this to any cops that show u