harboretum:

A comic with unpolished linework and no panels on a white background. The artist, Harbor, a guy with short hair, is sitting up in bed with his spouse, Xochilt, a person with a curly bun on top of their head.

In the first image they are both looking at their phones, and Harbor says "Oh wow okay." He holds up his phone and turns towards Xochilt and continues happily, "Turns out what the surgeon told me is normal and I was just way misunderstanding how the surgery is actually done." 

Xochilt looks concerned and says "Oh dang were you worrying about that this whole time? Has there been anything else?" Harbor pauses with a blank expression and then begins asking several what-ifs, with Xochilt struggling to see over the speech bubbles. "What if they do the wrong surgery?" "What if I beef it on the operating table?" "What if I'm allergic to something I didn't know about and it's the poison ivy situation all over again?" "What if there's some sort of incident while I'm unconscious and I get hurt?" "What if--" 

Harbor stops and he and Xochilt look at each other silently. Then, they both say the same thing in tandem, their mutual speech bubble showing the meme of a fake article written by Hunter Perkins on May 7, 2022, the title reading "What if Doctor Strange Was Named Doctor Freak and He Ate Ass and Sucked Toes". ALT

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