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I play D&D in such a weird way like any time I make a character the first thing I go to after deciding on a class/subclass is “how do I make them hate being this exact type of person, and how can I make them Pathetic”

Oath of Redemption paladin? Dedicated to the belief that anyone evil can be redeemed? Ideals of always showing mercy when possible?

Yeah she did a bad thing once and she’s never let go of it. Thinks she’s the worst person in the world, unironically.

Oh we’re playing Curse of Strahd? All right, I’m playing a wizard who up until very recently didn’t go outside. She learned telepathy to avoid talking to people. She’s afraid of everything.

Armorer artificer? Her entire personality is armor. She puts barriers between herself and others because she’s afraid of being vulnerable. The layers of irony and performative toughness are exactly like her ridiculously high AC and saves, in that if you get through it she goes down incredibly easily

OP I’m sorry to inform you that that last one is Iron Man.

No she’s female