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who wants to see a deeply cursed item that I need with every fibre of my terrible and sticky being

so that’s just a ring, right? A wee froggy ring! Nice! Lovely!! He’s got a crown, how sweet.

But he has a secret.

WOAH little froggy butthole!

But wait…………………. there’s more. You turn him around and BAM:

He’s a prince with his dick and balls fully out. Just right there.

And he can be yours for the low low price of £1,440.36 🐸