Panel 1: A plain stick figure is on the left, while moss green is on the right.
Plain: “I’m just concerned, I mean you’ve heard about the conversion therapy laws, haven’t you?”
Moss: “Hm?”
Plain: “I mean it’s really ridiculous, they’d criminalize simply encouraging other alternatives to turning green!”
Panel 2: Zoom in on Moss’ face, which reads “(having a flashback)”. The plain stick figure continues talking from offscreen:
“I mean you need to be able to pursue a variety of options, these experimental drugs should really be a last resort. I sent my own child to a very nice therapist and they came back so much more well behaved and obedient and- Hello? I am talking to you.”
Panel 3: Framed as a thought bubble from Moss’ head in the preceding panel. A smaller stick figure is strapped to a chair wearing a helmet with wires coming out of it, connected to the chair. A larger stick figure has their hand on a lever.
Small: “It’s been over a year, when are you actually helping me?”
Big: “Soon, honestly. We just need to rule out a few more possibilities.”
Small: “Like what?”
Big: “Uh… Compulsive green ideation.”
Small: “I was already evaluated for that.”
Big: “Just sit back and let me zap you, you little shit.”
Panel 4: The flashback ends and the plain stick figure is still talking, while Moss is putting on a bandana.
Plain: “I mean it would be ridiculous if I had to go to prison for that.”
Moss: “Sure, yeah.”
Plain: “Ah, I’m so glad you agree.”
Moss: “Prison would be too merciful, yeah. It’s good that I’m here I guess.”
