Dog shows: Hold still. No, more still. Now move your leg. No not like that. Yes the stranger is touching you ignore it. Hold still. Hold STILL ok now walk.
Cat shows: Ooooh baby cute little fuzzy baby baby look at the nice feather toy! Get it! you are such a beautiful kitty can the nice judgy give you a kissy on your widdo head?
Meanwhile, poultry shows:
ROOSTER GONCHAROV??
@madphantom - don’t know why, but feel the need to tag you in this Goncharov related content. Lol
