[ID: A three-panel “Pills that make you green” comic. People represented by crudely drawn stick figures.
Panel 1: A crimson person with a triangular body, a cyan person with a round body and a magenta person with a rectangular body are standing out in the street. A small creature is chasing another creature, orange, which has a tail and cat ears. In the background there is a lime green person wearing a magenta tail and ears, as well as a couple holding hands, one of them wearing a sage green shirt. There is a wanted poster with an image of a moss green person wearing a bandana.
Crimson: “yeah I’m glad we’re seeing more chromatically diverse stories get the spotlight” Cyan: “it’s cool I mean a lot of people don’t even know about any chromatic-variant people other than green” Magenta: “yeah it’s about time that green people stopped hogging the spotlight. They’re so privileged.”
Panel 2: Zoom in on crimson, cyan and magenta’s faces Crimson: “Uh, I don’t know about saying it’s a privilege to be visible like that” Cyan: “I mean have you seen how vicious people are being towards green people, especially lately?” Magenta: “oh right”
Panel 3: Cut to the three standing in front of the wanted poster, showing Moss Green Person wearing a black bandana. It reads: “Wanted. If you have any information regarding the whereabouts of the terrorist known only as "moss green”, contact corporate authorities immediately. They are to be considered extremely dangerous.“ Crimson: "Like I don’t think this person’s getting much from visibility right now” Cyan: “Yeah after the pride incident they’ve been everywhere” Crimson: “They’re making up so much weird shit about them, like saying they killed someone and turned them into a couch” Cyan: “Oh yeah I heard they fought five guys on top of a jet in flight” Magenta: “What are they hoping to get out of lying to make them sound cool”