thankyouforthefunny:

dee-the-red-witch:

vaspider:

sentimental-apathy:

I literally cannot breathe omfg

I had to get up and go into the bathroom bc I was hyperventilating trying not to laugh out loud at 4 am with Emet asleep in the room

I… OH MY FUCKING GAWD.

After this bit, someone in the audience let him know that Oklahoma City actually does technically have a monument to cock. Basically, somebody decided to put in an art installation with the letters O K and C (for Oklahoma City) repeated all the way around and uhhh…

They actually have a cock ring