me every five minutes: if I built another weird electronic contraption I think it would fix me
folks you don’t understand. I have a tinkering compulsion. last week I was bored one afternoon so I built a rechargeable electronic D&D dice set that seeds its random number generator by measuring the ambient electromagnetic field. it took four hours and I didn’t need any parts that weren’t already in my house.
in case you’re wondering what that looks like
i bestow upon you the title of Master of Doohickeys