elodieunderglass:

ghostsinthecellar:

loladupre:

Trotter after van der Hoop

@elodieunderglass

horrible thing with. many many legs?

This makes a noise like “mí mí mí mí” as it advances with surprising quickness across the floor. When it comes to a crumb, it goes over it and pauses, then mimimimimimimis away. The crumb is gone. The mouth must be underneath like a starfish, so why does it bother to have a horse head? We discover only later that it uses the horse head to bite small neat semicircles out of your ikea furniture. When it comes in your house, chase it back out with a broom.