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trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter:

[Image ID: a 4chan greentext from 04/23/18 that says: >be girl >middle school, early 2000s >walking to class >see some short kid getting shoved into the locker >tiny little hispanic kid and his two goons are harrassing this kid for lunch money >is this real life >take the little hispanic kid and put him in a chicken hold >tell him if he touches this kid again I'll beat his face into the locker so hard his parents wont be able to recognize him >he calls his goons off, runs away >short kid follows me around for the rest of the school year, carrying my books and taking care of my tamogotchi and letting me use his head as an armrest a couple years ago I looked him up on facebook and found he publicly joined a "muscle girl appreciation" group." /. End ID]ALT
[Image ID: the words "muscle girl appreciation" in the style of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo. /. End ID]ALT

Beating up an asshole! Muscle power!