The finance/lifestyle bros are

An Instagram post from ultimatebusinessman1, its contents are a cityscape background, a basketball player, and the following text: 

Signs YOU are a LOSER!

• Talk to GIRLS

• Lack excess BODY HAIR

• Watch ST*R W*RS (Alt text note: star wars with asteriskes instead of some letters)

• No AUTISM

• Own 0 BITCOINS

• Not addicted to GAMBLING

• You go to SLEEPALT

I don’t even know at this point