bringing this to the tumblr crowd. please read the whole post before voting
Some additional info from the comments:
- noone’s recording. If any of the car salesmen try they’re instantly disemboweled
- the billionaire expects six minutes of cuddling (with the bear) after you’re done
- if you and the bear both cum at the same time your earnings are doubled
- bear is 24 years old
16 votes but only 2 reblogs. you’re all cowards
