another workout-intense day, another one from the set to try: fourth in the poll, time to check out the goat. the patchouli, of course, might haunt me, but my hopes are high. I’m surprised it scored so low, too, as I assumed my love for goats would nudge you to put it higher on the list.
also, bezdroża translated into mountain dresses and obłąkanie into dreams. you know what, I’ll take it.
oh my shit fucking gods
immediately after using: well it smells like a fucking goat alright
two hours in: don’t know what else to tell ya, boss. it’s just smells like a goat
and I mean it, wholeheartedly. if you’ve ever been around goats - especially if you’ve ever milked them or had anything to do with processing their milk - it just straight up smells like a goat. spot on. warm and pungent fur, bits of hay, heavy smell of milk and half-digested grass, just all around a godsdamned goat.
it’s thrilling. it makes me retch, yes, but it’s so fucking cool! just a goat essence in a vial!
three hours in: alright! things are happening! the goat scent is gone (or at least I think it is? my love doesn’t know how a goat smells so they can’t help me judge) and it’s pleasantly woody and leathery now. the patchouli isn’t too overwhelming and the oud is nice, low, warm. it’s less sweet than the previous ones from the set which is very welcome. a bit mossy, a bit floral. interesting going from a stinky goat to this, honestly.
many hours of wearing: pleasant and warm, leathery, with low and nice sweet notes of clove and vetiver. slightly… ordinary, really, but then you remember that you reeked of an old sun-warmed goat for three hours or so, and it makes much more exciting and curious.
head to head with wisent when it comes to being a genuinely different and animalistic fragrance.
happy birthday to that post. tried the goat again today and yes, it still smells like a goat 👍🐐
