if you say “as one does” after any phrase nobody’s allowed to think you’re weird anymore. cheat code bypass for all standards of social normalcy
i was gonna add something like “so i was *extremely violent/grotesque/unusual thing*, as one does” and then i stopped because i realized the george costanza nature of this post.
“it’s like an instant bypass, jerry. nobody can say you’re strange anymore when you pull that bad boy out”
“an instant bypass.”
“yes. and i use it to escape social accountability. as one does.”