2am thoughts be like “okay but what if i brought back the safavid dynasty in the mojave desert and led it as the shadow of god on earth? it would probably work because the ottomans arent real anymore”
when i crown myself as shah abbasid the younger my first command is that you shall all pluck out your eyes to cushion my feet as i walk should i demand it. my second command is that i am assigning you all fursonas and you DO have to jack off to them
this is why i really should never be given more authority than a moderator of a modestly large but still very close knit discord community btw