“Welcome to the base, private, let me show you around: This is Major Key, she keeps us upbeat. And this is Corporal Punishment, don’t get on his bad side. If you need anything, you can go to General Store directly. Understood?”
“Sir, yes, sir!”
“Great. One last one thing, what’s your name?”
“Parts, sir.”
“Well, Private Parts, I hope I got you covered. Dismissed.”