reach-in-my-chassis:

prokopetz:

Today’s aesthetic: robot smut that goes to enormous lengths to explain why it’s a complete coincidence that the robot is sexy, like yes, she may appear to be packing a twelve-inch dick, but she’s actually a courier model designed for bulk data delivery in situations where transporting the storage medium on foot is faster than sending the data via network, and what appears to be a penis is in fact a universal connector for ultra-high-speed data transfer – what? Yes, obviously she’s going to fuck someone with it, but first we have to do several thousand words of complicated worldbuilding establishing that its appearance and operation are based on practical engineering concerns and only incidentally resemble a big throbbing boner.